I’m basically my family’s resident bug killer who never gets paid for her job and I just grab the nearest slipper and attack the big (mostly cockroaches but also spiders too, but I won’t go near lizards and flying roaches)

lizids are adorable though
AND BURN THE FLYING ROACHES ISTG

I would kill those still on the ground, but I would make a makeshift flamethrower out of hairspray and a lighter to kill the flying bugs

I HAVE THE LIGHTER IN MY HAND

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Me finding a bug