If you found me in your bed what would you do

11
Call the police for breaking and entering

10 and 2

11
Drop a tank on your dingaling

ouch

4 and steal half the covers cuz id prolly be too tired to deal with you
then in the morning, question you accordingly and then proceed to not gaf

would you let me stayy

prolly if i was living alone id just be like "cool, person to talk to besides online, my cat, and me, myself, and i

now here's the question, can we cuddle

you gotta fight the cat for those rights lmao

(yes but shhh)

(yay)

yippe u has returned

damn that escalated quickly

dude

What happened to this person