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POV: It happened to your bread (I'm not dead); The government gives you free bread; Successfully bought/baked your lovely bread, awesome, cool yeah, so what are you going to put on it? The bread you ate was actually moldy and you had to go to the hospital. The end parts of the bread is your favorite part... sleep with one eye open... actually... with both; Bread manufactured contained a poison that killed millions, you were one of the victims... You sliced the loaf of bread, and it spontaneously stars ejecting breadcrumbs everywhere, billions and billions of them were all over the place in seconds, this eventually turned into a international disaster and everyone died drowning in breadcrumbs, reminds me of Battle For Dream Island 14... You dropped a singular crumb and tomorrow an entire ant colony takes over your home; Uhh... i mean you can give it to naughty children at christmas atleast... right? It took a century to bake, and another to cool down, by the time it was done your entire life passed. You stood there and waited, and waited... for nothing; The yeast in the sourdough is dead, making the bread end up as a flat sad piece of dough that not even a squirrel with rabies would eat... if this bread falls.... it's over; All stores ran out of bread, time to use leaves as a replacement; You eat your bread but you have stage 4 ARTOPHOBIA I CANT TAKE ITΤΤΤΥΝΗΤ VC FVVD; No matter how long you put it in the toaster... it. just. CANT. BE TOASTED. As you ate whatever you made with your bread, it had a hard chunk in it that broke your teeth into two; The bread/toast started talking to you, this was the only thing you had in your life, nobody else cared. peppa pig taught little children to do this btw; Your bread grew a face. How the hell did it grow a face-; You left your bread out, making it stale... sad... anyways; You ate an toast of organ failure; An air pocket the size of a 4 golfballs is inside your bread; You didn't cut the bread, you made a giant sandwich, giant toast (if you can even do that), or just eat it like that i guess... Turns out you ended up with cancer. You are in the breadverse. The Breadweb... full of breadgalaxies... full of breadstars; You didn't let the bread cool, which lead to the bread having a gummy doughy texture... Didn't salt the dough before baking, now it tastes like wet cardboard; As you eat your bread it slowly moves and starts to consume you slowly. It turns you into bread and there's nothing you can do. You were the bread... Your bread is raw, wow... this is even worse than undercooked disgusting... Your bread is underbaked. "ITS RAWWWWWWWW" - Gordon Ramsey; You wake up in the middle of the night at 1am after hearing some strange noises at night, then in the corner of your room theres a bread that you dont know and never ordered. you go back to sleep like nothing happended, this was your biggest mistake, while you sleep, the bread turns into a shadow figure monster and when you wake up, it eats you, and your in the monsters stomach, you passed away due to breath loss due to the bread's stomach being very tiny and you were never seen again. The bread kills you and you die. so bread wasn't real...
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