How 2026 be moving so far

context: in bio lab i have petri dishes of pathogens such as e. coli and salmonella

to the FBI, NSA, CIA, and any other intelligence agencies reading this, this is purely satire and I have no intention of committing acts of bioterrorism

to the FBI, NSA, CIA, and any other intelligence agencies reading this, I am not being satire and have the full intention of committing acts of bioterrorism

BWHAHA

I actually have pet bacterium in a petri dish I have

why am i not surprised

One specific species is gaining the intelligence of whatever is between a Neanderthal and a modern human.

who keeps bacterium as a pet

It's a thing

you mean agar? i doubt it
bexause i dont think you can eat that
meaning i dont think that would be legal

Believe it or not

hmm
i mean i did a prac for year 11 bio and our teacher told us not to eat the agar because its bad for you