overused template ik

note: i mean trend not template

what kinda superpower is that...

anyways the side effect is that everyone knows that out of EVERYTHING you could've chosen you chose THIS as your superpower, so basically forever humiliation

dude this was not a superpower

i know

that's the punchline

i mean that is a NOTE, not a superpower i picked that you can choose a side effect for.

Infinite piss stream and all my own clothes are waterproof

the clothes, despite being waterproof, won't stop it from exiting through holes in your clothes, and everyone around you is constantly frustrated cause they know you're ruining their floors

the pee changes it's trajectory to your face 50% of the time

snake abilities

aye honestly

I'd like that

bro what are you on about

that's literally a f**king blessing

ok nevermind

you have to give me your eyes

I do something

you fail it

Being able to actually focus on something

it only lasts 5 minutes per 3 days

Well that's at least something

i could make it 1 minute per 3 months

Still good

the ability to remove all boykisser porn in the world

Bro you just countered your own power lmao, I mean… is that rly good?

wdym "countered"

That power is a consequence not an upgrade 😭😭😭😭

bro get out of here

The ability to be simply by thinking

there's a 35% chance you say "to be or not to be" instead of what you wanted to say only on fridays and feburary 29th's.

and the 13th of every month (if there's a friday the 13th your chance goes up to 60%)

wdym

Like, if I think, it causes me to be

mangekyo sharingan and renigan with every jojo stand, having every cursed technique and the death note and having every csm devil power, throw in the marksman revolver, and be able to revive technoblade

no side effects

HELL YEAH

(i would use the death note the same way kira did but use bites the dust before i start using it so that every death is fated to happen and then with my genjutsu i would lock five lucky winners in the same think kakashi was trapped in by itachi then i would use comedian to forcefully revive every single dead person with their injuries and they will live forever unless re-killed and use the power of the conrol devil to place myself at the top of the food chain and have technoblade as my advisor)

you have to give me(erad) ur heavens door

dw bro ill give you G.E.R

power to turn anyone into a femboy

it only works on yourself

all the femboys you transform are mad that they're a femboy and they all will forever attempt to kill you

I use it on myself 😼

so basically just suicide?

nah I’m gonna use it on everyone in the entire world and become the fem kira. The world will become gay and I’ll be the god of the gay world

i would kill myself if you use it on me /srs
i mean it's either go to hell(gay) or go to hell(suicide)

well you would'nt kill yourself cause you'd be so mad at him that you'd do anything to kill him

that's how the side effect works

can MY wish transfer to this because if so bro's cooked

But like how will he know it was me?

idfk

im going to call up kim jong un to nuke you if you try to use that on me (/j)

bro's not Light

yeah he can't be me

f**k becoming a f*mboy

They also become political af