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time stop

As long as time is stopped
your dihh itches and you can't scratch it

so I have the power to manipulate the fabric of space time itself and the only side effect is p**is itch?

would you rather for your body to explode when time to goes back to normal then

good point

But you can only walk within the time stop.

The ability to transfer anything into existence

Can only transfer burger

remove all boykisser porn from this site

It gets replaced with a random deleted image (this includes the aforementioned boykisser porn, along with images that have been reposted but the original version was removed

well i mean some of it still gets off the site so it's not that bad

No side effect

Invisibility

Can only go invisible when no one is looking

When you turn invisible, you lose your vision since light phases through your eyes instead of being caught by the receptors. Your clothes and the food in your stomach will also still be visible, so you must be naked and have an empty stomach to be fully invisible.

Alzheimer

Ok

Alzheimer

Alzheimer

Alzheimer

Alzheimer

What was my consequence again

Dementia

Dementia

Parkinson- Uuhhhhhhhh dementia

Dementia?

I forgor

Jeez!

CUPHEAD!

Yes.

Hmmmmm, I want to ask a thing.

Yes?

Who do you thing is the best character within the game?

Mugsy

Really?

Yes

Huh.

Yep

next month you will be hung on the day you least expect it

By myself, or someone else? Because either one is just as true.

someone else

they will come hang you on the day you least expect it, within next month

Aw, but then it'd be murder and I'd seem like a criminal rather than being depressed...

Is this good or bad?

bro trying to fit in