yo whatsup

thats exactly the name of the temp

lmao

... WHERE IS SANDVICH?

W tf2

I think he's yet to meet someone who can outsmart his bullet

It seems there might be enough tea for two

i am teacher guy.
and this.
is my weapon.
it has 40 multiple choice questions that deteriorates sanity every minute.
it pays 12$ to teach here... for 12 weeks.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
oh my GOD
who touched the teachers pet?
...
alright.
WHO TOUCH [NAME]?
...
some people think they can outsmart me.
maybe.
maybe.
I've yet to meet one who can outsmart the guy with 18 watermelons.
WAAAAAA! WAAAAA! STUDY SOME MORE! HAHA!
study some more.

wait a f**king second.
your username.
are you familiar
with the president of somalia?

no

Hassan Sheikh Mohamud is the current President of Somalia, having assumed office on May 23, 2022. He is the 10th president and the first to be re-elected to the position, having previously served from 2012 to 2017. Mohamud is the leader of the Union for Peace and Development party, focusing on security and reconciliation.
-Clanker Overview

Other countries use "sheikh" as the name of their president yk? also sheikh can also mean an imam (Muslim scholar)

oh
I'm f**king dumb

Oldest trick in the book

## Happy Tree Friends: The Great Biscotti's Blunder

**Scene 1:** Schoolyard Shenanigans

(A sunny day at the Happy Tree Friends Elementary School. Kids are playing during recess. NICHOLAS BISCUIT is setting up a small stage using brightly colored blocks. MS. MCGANZA and MS. ZERO are supervising the children, chatting amiably. TODD, SOPHIE, CUDDLES, GIGGLES, and TOOTHY watch Nicholas with curiosity.)

NICHOLAS BISCUIT: (Stands up, making a “sproing” sound and wobbling slightly) Alright, alright, gather 'round, folks! The Great Biscotti is about to make his debut! Man oh man, this is gonna be great!

(Todd gasps excitedly. Sophie hovers closer, propelled by her rapidly flapping pigtails.)

TODD: A real magic show! Wow!

SOPHIE: (Slightly nervous) I hope it doesn't involve too many loud noises.

(MILTON MCGISCUIT waddles onto the stage, leaving a trail of crumbs. He beams at Nicholas.)

MILTON MCGISCUIT: Oh, crumb! I’m so excited to be your assistant, Great Biscotti! I always wanted to be a star!

NICHOLAS BISCUIT: (Adjusts his makeshift top hat) Fear not, Milton, you are the star! Now, for my greatest trick yet! The Sawing a Gingerbread Man in Half!

MS. MCGANZA: (Approaches the stage, concerned) Nicholas, are you sure this is safe? Milton is… rather fragile.

MS. ZERO: (Nods in agreement, her four arms crossed) Yes, dear. Perhaps a card trick would be safer?

NICHOLAS BISCUIT: (Waving his hands dismissively) Relax, ladies! It's all an illusion! Just a little bit of smoke and mirrors! Man oh man, it'll be totally safe!

(LUMPY walks by, drawn in by the commotion. He scratches his head, confused.)

LUMPY: What in tarnation is going on here? Some kind of cookie sale?

(PETUNIA, looking pristine as always, wrinkles her nose at the crumbs Milton left behind.)

PETUNIA: Honestly! The mess!

**Scene 2:** The Ill-Fated Illusion

(Nicholas places Milton inside a small, brightly painted wooden box. He produces a toy saw – a plastic, brightly colored thing that looks relatively harmless.)

NICHOLAS BISCUIT: Now, for the magic words! Abracadabra! Alakazam! And… uh… Biscotti-bam!

(Nicholas begins sawing. The plastic saw, unexpectedly, has a real, sharp metal blade concealed within its plastic casing. It was a gag gift from Lumpy that Nicholas didn't realize was actually functional. With each “sawing” motion, a crunching sound is heard. Milton whimpers inside the box.)

MILTON MCGISCUIT: (Muffled from inside the box) Oh, crumb… that tickles! Sort of…

(Suddenly, blood

["Meet the Heavy" text appears]

[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair]

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: HAAAHAAHAHAHA [Sniffs] Ohohohohoh

Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up]

[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1]

[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays]

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]