am i cool asf

Yes

f**k yes

dementia

why does everything taste like semen?
is my bird pregnant?
is my bird a terrorist?
is it deadly to die?

Check if there’s a dick in your area
Depends
Yes
Yes

why

Why

what's your favorite dessert

Hmmm def just ice cream

is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?
how long can i keep the poopy in?

Depends on your resistance

will you check out my level?
https://ddogdgdps.ps.fhgdps.com/dashboard/stats/levelsList.php?search=13700

I will later

yay

who's me and why do i need to ask them anything

Me is me

How long is it

Nah bro how big are your balls

Average

Ha mine are above average

My ass is twice the size of yours

Waist size

Small

Holy shit
You’re waist is tiny

Holy moly

Hold on three seconds

Ok

7 cm I think

Damn 😔

Or maybe longer idrk bro

THAT’S LESS THAN 3 INCHES
I’M TWICE THE SIZE OF YOU

How old are you

15

I’m 14

Well I guess not everyone is awesome as me

Mine need to grow,

And I could be insanely wrong with my measuring

When I’m bricked though

Waaaaitingggg

Favorite ice cream flavor

Mango

Ooo nice