tier list of one sentence horror stories

"Man i sure hope the goofy boofy murder man doesn't get me" i said.
"Hello" said the goofy boofy murder man,

two sentences, but C

i got a job

S++

dornald tump

A

Carpeted kitchen

S+++++++++

B

I had finally done it, the killer has been kulled, was a weird guy anyways, purple skin?

B

I eated the soap, but then soapman came to fight me :(

D

I know what you did last summer

C

the old ones

B

I need to shit but my pants are stuck

so real

S

i shower with a full suit, tie, gelled up hair, and brand new rolex watch on

A

hell yeah

I heard my wife calling me downstairs but then my wife pulled me aside and told me she heard it too

B

You put a copied 2 sentence horror in A+, at least give creativity respect

"she heard it too" has already been done gangalang.
it also does not say anywhere that it has to be original.

i can hear 2 years into the future, but today, the noises stopped.

A+

C

thats literally a porno tape