WHY DO YOU LIKE CYBERTRUCKS THEY ARE

I support illagers cuz they are cooler than villagers, and did you know Cybertrucks are the only trucks that actually have full self driving, so they can drive you to work.

I DONT CARE IF THEY CAN DRIVE.IF I CAN GET IN A CAR WITH A LICENCE,I CAN DRIVE IT.

Wouldn't you like to be able to sleep on the way to work?

WELL NO CAUSE I CAN JUST SLEEP AT HOME OR WORK

Did you ever hear the phrase don't judge a book by its cover?

I did.the cybertruck has this shiny coat and yet it can't handle a rock to the window

Is the Honda Ridgeline any better?

No, I have a question for you.

Idk what it is hut I bet if won't be aggressively horrendous like the 4 year old's attempt at skinning a potato

It's basically an SUV with a truck bed.
Come on, just admit Cybertrucks look unique. Don't u think.

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Ridgelines are prob off-roaders designed to have a bed so you can STOP and sleep.
Elon's liver over here is probably gonna make it hard to sleep on a bumpy road.also it's ugly

I think you don't like them bcuz of Elon working with Trump.
DOGE doesn't even exist anymore. There's no reason to hate them.

Idk about doge but elon is a cringe nazi,trump is racist while being the only orange guy,and my hatred for the cybertruck is equal but not caused by it.

There's nothing wrong with the design.
Just bcuz it looks different doesn't mean it's ugly.

Firstly,it makes ps1 hagrid look triple a.secondly;

How old are you?

Older than you,most likely.or you REALLY LOVE riding elon in hopes you'll get money

I want to know how old you are.

Well how old are YOU?

62.

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Are you old enough to drive?

I have come to realise you're just senile