Usogui is peak :P (romance, friendship, fight, idc)

(Asher paused…didn’t say anything. Having a short attention span she fully understood and talked with him)

“Why are sporks created?!”

Billy: "They combine two utensils' purposes whilst retaining none of the downsides, truly a stroke of genius..."
*He admired the spork*

“But the fork part of it doesn’t work since the curve of the spoon with with the spikes. Isn’t that one? Also with chili it’s great”

Billy: *He tutted* "Only fools and monkeys cannot use a spork correctly.'

“…doesn’t that make you a fool?”

Billy: *He grit his teeth* "No. I am capable of utilising it to its fullest potential..."

dragnoc: ..please stop touching me. also are you having a stroke.

Billy: *He reluctantly let go*
"A stroke? You amuse me... What's your name, servant?"

dragnoc. I'd prefer not to be called names like "servant".

Billy: "That's why I asked your name." *He seemed mildly annoyed*

No I don't care about your spork collection Larry. In fact if ya say that word one more time, you'll be stabbed with one!

Billy: *He clenched his fists and jaw, abruptly standing up*
"Did I ask for your opinion you stupid bitch?!"

*Mavis almost dropped the burger she was holding due to the sudden pull.*

Billy: *He began talking whilst looking at the other people on his table, who were clearly uninterested in his nonsensical speech*

"The fork is for piercing, whereas the spoon is for cutting and scooping. THIS COMBINATION IS A BRILLIANT INVENTION!

Mavis: *Looks a bit confused* Umm, what’s your name?-

Billy: "Ooh... L-Look at those..."

*He abruptly stood up, holding her hand gently whilst slightly bowing*

"Craig. Please call me Craig."

Mavis: Oh- Well, my name is Mavis. How about this, I go back to work for now, and we can talk about sporks later?

Billy: *He briefly looked at the people at his table, considering his options, before sitting down again, looking away from her*

"As you wish. I'll return later."

Mavis: Alright. I’ll likely be back to get your order, alright?

Billy: *He noticed the people at the table were now glaring at him, yet he ignored them*

"Mavis. How long until your shift ends?"

Mavis: About an hour.

Billy: "Meet me here then. Don't leave if I don't arrive on time, okay? Now, busy yourself."

*He continued eating as though nothing had ever happened*

Mavis: Alright, see you later. *waves and walks away, thinking about the odd encounter*

Billy: "Do tell." *He smiled slightly*

Mavis: I'm here for an art degree. I work at here part-time.

Billy: "You should show me." *He got closer*

Mavis: The art, or something else?-

Billy: "The art. You needed a change of clothes, right? I wouldn't want us to run out of time."

Mavis: Oh, here! *shows him some nice looking paintings*

Billy: "Bravo, bravo." *He was mildly impatient* "Where do you need to get your clothes changed?"

Mavis: Just over in the back. I changed in the staff bathroom.

Billy: "Oh! Then shall we go to the restaurant?"

Mavis: *nods*

Billy: "Yes, yes. A tool which combines two utensils whilst retaining none of the downsides... It may appear simple or dull, but the concept can be applied anywhere..."

Mavis: Maybe you can invent something similar.

Billy: "No, no. I'm not an inventor. You seem smart enough."

Mavis: Oh, I doubt that I’m the inventor type. *smiles* Sooo, where are yo from? Not many people come in here with a suit like this.

Billy: "America, Illinois. You're not a one of those Japanese monkeys, right?"
*He remarked bluntly*

*Mavis was a bit put off by that statement.*
Mavis: No, I’m not Japanese-

Billy: "Ah, perfect. Where do you come from then?"

Mavis: Born and Raised in Texas.

Billy: "Oh? Why would you come to Japan then?"

Mavis: I’m studying abroad.

*After Mavis' shift, he arrived 30 minutes late with bullet holes in his suit and blood on his face*

Billy: "You waited after all."

Mavis: Oh my! Are you okay?!- *rushes to him* Were you shot at?!-

Billy: "With rubber bullets, but you can tend to it later~" *He held her hand, pressing it to his chest*

Mavis: How are you still standing?- Those things can fracture bone!-

Billy: "I'm pretty good when it comes to a fight, so I know how to take a blow. I've got a restaurant reservation for two later, and you look like you could use some relief"

Mavis: What time?

Billy: *He checked his watch* "Around an hour. You coming then?"

Mavis: I don’t see why not. I should change out of my work clothes though.

Billy: "I think you look fine... but I suppose so."

Mavis: *stretches* So, you were talking about sporks before you left?