Usogui is peak :P (romance, friendship, fight, idc)

sandcasle: wtf...
sandcasle: i know my arms are built like twigs but come on man...

Billy: "Ah, you're not someone who likes to be groped?"

sandcasle: ...

Billy: *He let go, instead grabbing the shoulder*
"You agree, no? Sporks are the superior utensil?"

sandcasle: i eat children....with my freaking stick hands
so no....

(what exactly does sandcasle look like lol)

(oh bet)

(didn't expect that lol)

Billy: "Now isn't the time for jokes."
*He looked annoyed*

it isn't a joke *he glares*

*Mavis almost dropped the burger she was holding due to the sudden pull.*

Billy: *He began talking whilst looking at the other people on his table, who were clearly uninterested in his nonsensical speech*

"The fork is for piercing, whereas the spoon is for cutting and scooping. THIS COMBINATION IS A BRILLIANT INVENTION!

Mavis: *Looks a bit confused* Umm, what’s your name?-

Billy: "Ooh... L-Look at those..."

*He abruptly stood up, holding her hand gently whilst slightly bowing*

"Craig. Please call me Craig."

Mavis: Oh- Well, my name is Mavis. How about this, I go back to work for now, and we can talk about sporks later?

Billy: *He briefly looked at the people at his table, considering his options, before sitting down again, looking away from her*

"As you wish. I'll return later."

Mavis: Alright. I’ll likely be back to get your order, alright?

Billy: *He noticed the people at the table were now glaring at him, yet he ignored them*

"Mavis. How long until your shift ends?"

Mavis: About an hour.

Billy: "Meet me here then. Don't leave if I don't arrive on time, okay? Now, busy yourself."

*He continued eating as though nothing had ever happened*

Mavis: Alright, see you later. *waves and walks away, thinking about the odd encounter*

Billy: *He immediately began walking to the restaurant, travelling uncomfortably fast*
"How is your boss?"

Mavis: *trying to keep up* My boss? He’s very nice.

Billy: "I'm glad to hear."
*He smiled genuinely before removing his suit jacket, keeping his buttoned up shirt on, and then using it to wipe the blood off of his face*

Mavis: What do you do for work? *wondering about the fight he got into*

Billy: "I suppose a bodyguard, but I tend to... overreach. For the love it of course, I'm not interested in pay."

Mavis: Oh, that explains the bullet holes-

Billy: *He briefly paused* "I suppose... Will you be drinking tonight?"

Mavis: Maybe.

*They arrived at the restaurant and sat down*

Billy: "Do you often dine out? I rarely get the chance."

Mavis: Not usually. I like cooking at home.

Billy: "Cooking at home?" *He spoke as though the concept was foreign or unheard of*

Mavis: You’ve never cooked at home?

Billy: "I'm always traveling, so never had the chance."

Billy: "Do tell." *He smiled slightly*

Mavis: I'm here for an art degree. I work at here part-time.

Billy: "You should show me." *He got closer*

Mavis: The art, or something else?-

Billy: "The art. You needed a change of clothes, right? I wouldn't want us to run out of time."

Mavis: Oh, here! *shows him some nice looking paintings*

Billy: "Bravo, bravo." *He was mildly impatient* "Where do you need to get your clothes changed?"

Mavis: Just over in the back. I changed in the staff bathroom.

Billy: "Oh! Then shall we go to the restaurant?"

Mavis: *nods*

Billy: "Yes, yes. A tool which combines two utensils whilst retaining none of the downsides... It may appear simple or dull, but the concept can be applied anywhere..."

Mavis: Maybe you can invent something similar.

Billy: "No, no. I'm not an inventor. You seem smart enough."

Mavis: Oh, I doubt that I’m the inventor type. *smiles* Sooo, where are yo from? Not many people come in here with a suit like this.

Billy: "America, Illinois. You're not a one of those Japanese monkeys, right?"
*He remarked bluntly*

*Mavis was a bit put off by that statement.*
Mavis: No, I’m not Japanese-

Billy: "Ah, perfect. Where do you come from then?"

Mavis: Born and Raised in Texas.

Billy: "Oh? Why would you come to Japan then?"

Mavis: I’m studying abroad.

*After Mavis' shift, he arrived 30 minutes late with bullet holes in his suit and blood on his face*

Billy: "You waited after all."

Mavis: Oh my! Are you okay?!- *rushes to him* Were you shot at?!-

Billy: "With rubber bullets, but you can tend to it later~" *He held her hand, pressing it to his chest*

Mavis: How are you still standing?- Those things can fracture bone!-

Billy: "I'm pretty good when it comes to a fight, so I know how to take a blow. I've got a restaurant reservation for two later, and you look like you could use some relief"

Mavis: What time?

Billy: *He checked his watch* "Around an hour. You coming then?"

Mavis: I don’t see why not. I should change out of my work clothes though.

Billy: "I think you look fine... but I suppose so."

Mavis: *stretches* So, you were talking about sporks before you left?