Virgin Toilet Paper vs Chad Corn Cob

The Chad Corn Cob; The Virgin Toilet Paper; -You throw away the cob anyways so... -Cool and old school -Made by nature -Remember, eat then wipe -There's an entire song about how good it tastes -You could possibly reproduce corn using the cob somehow... -It's always good to try something new! -Corn cobs are all the same unless moldy; -You waste trees when you flush it down the toilet -Boring and modern day -Made in a factory -Tastes discussing -No one hates it but no one really likes it either -The tree is dead :/ -EVERYONE has used toilet paper before -Either the toilet paper is high quality or as thin as a cell