me when I steal $30 from my colleague, give a $40 bribe to them for them to not report me to HR, then I report my colleague to HR for accepting a bribe (I don't get punished because I lost money and reported my colleague to HR for accepting a bribe, my colleague gets punished for accepting a bribe, I get a tax-write off of $10 and get the bribe back under the counter so a net profit of $40)
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