Welcome to the Internet

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse

if none of it's of interest to you
you'd be the first

Welcome to the Internet
Come and take a seat

do you want to see the news or any famous women's feet?

There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha

just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the Internet
What would you prefer?

would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage

we've got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the Internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died

We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other!

Welcome to the Internet
Hold on to you socks