Man, wearing this is like playing a chemotherapy simulator!

How the autistic kid stares when I show him the gun in my backpack:

im scared

please never post a photo of yourself again

You liked that one photo where I wasn't wearing a baggy shirt bro

link?

never turn on the camera again

how i feel after eating 29 banan

why does your face change every time you post a picture

like your lips are different

I'm not a skinwalker

i didn't say you were?

I'm not one though!

chat he might not be a skinwalker

She*

mb

who's scratching on my window

Hiiiii

Sounds like something a skinwalker would say

matching your gaze with my blue eyes so you can’t blast me with your lazer beam eyes that fry whatever you desire

Homander

this deadass scaredf the shit out of me and i fell in tge floor

i’m terrified