Hello, I am a convicted pedophile with ties to Israeli intelligence, and I want to use your government agencies as toys to ruin everyone's lives with... Take all the clearance you need!
By the way, I just gave birth to the cuutest little girl! Excuse me, I'm one of your constituents, and you're kind of ruining my life. NOT MY PROBLEM, BITCH! VOTE!!! Are you still there, Mr. Jeffreyyy? I am so sorry about that.
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