Austin's five temp

So, as a witch (yes, a witch, I'll explain if you really want) Please do NOT try to do a ritual to switch bodies, and especially do not enlist help from a demon. It can go wrong in so many ways. For your safety, please don't.

Booo…witches care too much about my safety

Buddy, have you ever communicated with a demon or exorcised one? It's not fun. If you really must do a ritual, have 8 oz of holy water within reach

Fine…

This post was supposed to be lighthearted and silly, but I won’t. Js a joke.

I assumed, I just gotta double check -.- still trying to convince one of my bros he can't try to "summon satan with the pumpkin spice-scented candle and a bottle of grape juice"

Do explain...oh dear witch

Explain which part? The holy water? It's fairly simple, yet very complicated. Usually, "holy water" is blessed under the Catholic religion, but it can really be anything as long as said religion has a method of blessing. Now, if said religion worships demons, things get more complicated. They come in lots of shapes and sizes. I assumed the demons referenced here would be goetic demons, but in that case, the cautions get even more complicated. Long story short, most "demons" have an instinctual hatred or aversion to things blessed under the values of their opposing deity. :3 make sense? sorta? It's complicated. I'd argue not as complicated as other things (ie, patron deities) but still hard to understand if you aren't immersed in it to start with.

I meant how your a witch...but thank you of teaching me something new about holy water

oh. mb. uhm. So when I say im a witch, I don't mean I'm harry potter. I mean I use herbs and chrystals to bless things, and I make spell jars, and, on occasion, spells. Spells aren't a magic wand thing, more of a "heres a paper with an incantation on it" thing

Oh...cool