Check your shower.

Mine are better.

Noone dethrones a king.

You aren't a king, you're a shitter.

check your underwear

Hey, I didn't summon you!

im summoned at random, even i dont know the qualifications to summon me

Well, that makes things difficult.

yeah, super annoying when im trying to sleep and get teleported to someones house cause they need a shit stain at 2:00 am for some reason

Which is a completely unreasonable time.