mainly because of my tendency to get into politics and conspiracies the moment i run out of gooning jokes

If I were a TV show I would be Drawn together and not for the good reasons

so you would want to become something shown in TV? not a part of the cast but literally just a show showcasing it's multiple episodes at multiple different places at the same time?

dude i literally said if i were a tv SHOW not if i were a tv character 😭