3 2 1 Begin!

Running around
Bringing bonks right down to your scalp

Do you even know who you're talking to here?
I'm a streak of greased lightning
Keep fighting for years

I'm a stunner, number one run-and-gunner
My beats bring the heat 'cause
I'm a sweet double jumper

Your finger's on the trigger, but before you get to pull it
I'll take a sip of Fizz and I'll go whizzing past your bullets!

I am on it like a rocket on
A course to freakin' pound ya
Call me supersonic 'cause I'm
Running rings around ya

I'm a dab hand with a sandman
I'm the baddest in the badlands
I'm a speed freak with a killstreak
See a blur, then it's a bang bang

I'm the Demo, boom goes my MO!
Tyrant from the highlands getting violent on the bellows!

The only thing more volatile than
Me would be my ammo
I'll leave you blown to pieces while
My piece is screaming blammo!

Did this have whiskey in, or was it nitroglycerin?
I'll find out on the way out
If I'm spouting flaming piss again

Cause if I live another day
My liver might go anyway
And I'd rather go in glory so in war
I won't be giving in i suffer for my art
I've got sulphur on the heart

This tartan Spartan's gonna tear you apart!
Fire shots at the cyclops, it never ends well
Oh they're gonna have to glue you back together in hell!

Zoom, red dot
Boom, headshot
Your head's got a new lead clot
Bring you to a dead stop
Leave you with your head popped
Another target on my list that can be checked off

(Like how he says "again". How many times has this exact thing happened? 😭)

(He is the demoman. Im sure he has mixed up booze with explosives. What does nitroglycerin even taste like?)

(Doesn't spouting flaming piss still hurt?)