I ASKED FOR A BATH SHEET, NEEDLEWORKED WITH PARUS MAJOR.
YOU SHOWED UP WITH A LEGGY STRIPPER WITH A HUGE BOSOM! WHY ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT MY GIFT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY LAST NIGHT? I REMEMBER CLEARLY, YOU SAID: A TALL BROAD AND WITH BIG TITS. I also told you:
'I love birds.'