YOU PLAY ONLINE SMASH AS CLOUD; YOUR OPPONENT IS A SORA; YOU LOSE 1 STOCK; YOU LOSE ANOTHER; YOU LAND YOUR FIRST HIT; THE SORA STARTS TEABAGGING; YOU GET TO 90% ON YOUR LAST STOCK; YOU DIE; YOU HEAR VOICES FROM YOUR 5 YEAR OLDS ROOM "HA HA TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLOUD"; YOU NEVER BOUGHT YOUR KID A SWITCH