I would say, don't ask about Michelle, but please do.

w dnd
ive done it once with my friends so far but was peak
and everyone is too lazy to host an irl one so we do it over call
the board is google slides (magic the noahcore)(/j)

Oh... That's... *pity laugh*
Yeah...
My group does it online sometimes to get more sessions in a week.
But like, use owlbear rodeo, way better. Make and import a map from whatever, get your players to join and they can muck around in it.

interesting
but google slides isnt as bad as you think
our dm has a ton of files for like maps and shit
and we use a different website for caharcters and dice rolls

But like, how do you interact with the map?

i mean weall have edit access to the slides

That... Seems flawed...

bah
its fine

But like...
Whatever,
Owlbear has condition markers, distance trackers, built in initiative tracker and dice rollers.
It's a really good free tool.

"Roll to see if your arrow lands."
"I critically failed"
"Your arrow turns around and launches toward (Dad's character) and goes straight into his thigh. (Dad's Character), You take 3 points of piercing damage."
I kid you not ive done this before

I love rolling two crit fails in a row.
"I'm gonna search in the rocks"
1
"You search through the rubble and find a explosive, made by Vincent"
"I pass it to the people holding me hostage"
'huh, this is interesting, but your gonna need more than this to pay yourself off'
"Uhhh, uhhh, uhh, I search again"
1
"You find another non detonated bomb. It starts ticking down"
"I throw it at the people watching me"
"He blows up and his twin takes his place where he was standing"

WHAT

And then the twin called me a clanker, so Michele Obama proceeded to smite him with heavenly light.

WTAF bro

Man, I love DND

I've played DND before in summer camp, and during the entire game, everyone was just memeing and doing random stuff while staying on track, and I was doing the toothless dance the entire way and said "I play these games before" once during the entire game.

Dude, people expect that DND is like LotR, it's not. It's way more stupid half the time.
I love it because of that

Ikr dnd gets so crazy but also fun
"I use my sword as a boomerang!"
"2 - you throw your sword at the enemy, only for the enemy to dodge and your sword fly back and hit you in the head"
"Dang!"

The amount of nat 1s I've rolled... It's so peak

The amount of nat 20s I've rolled on the dumbest shid ever💔
I got a 20 on dropkicking an old woman's shins

I'm gonna try and do chiropracty on my friend with a dislocated arm
Rolls a 1
You break his back

dude what😭
Thats funny as hell tho

Can I try and fix his back?
Sure
13
He can now move his arms again