I aspire to achieve even half of what this man has accomplished

you can just walk along a per

nah gng I'm f**king running all of it

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That guy who drew the best rover track art in the world:

Most I’ve ever run is 13 miles. 😭

No one's willing to run that far.

meanwhile olympic runners:

They kinda have to, bro.

no, they decided to train for that

Fair.

the humble long distance runners (a.k.a. ME):

Now i just know thats fake.
Western Australia doesnt exist.

are you genuinely stupid? its the largest state in australia.

Bro WA is like THE most boring state in Australia. I refuse to believe people live there.
(Successful dumbass bait.)

Paid actors trust. 👍

Bait or cognitively disabled? Call it