If you kindly would give me your best insult.

poopy

Eh.

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Not an insult per se, but:

The earth was flat before they buried yo mama

why should i insult you when i can be kind

didn't you murdered like whole village when you were young

ploopy

Little less eh, but still eh.

"I Love You"

the person you'll say to this
will start crying and would probably end themselves

I'm sure "the person" will appreciate that.

f**kin face shitter

That's a good one.

This just gives me the same energy as one part of Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny everyone remembers specifically.

Lol

and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meany and cowboy curtis and jamby the genie