Well I knew that you knew that I knew that you would kill him. I planted a self-destructing fortune cookie in his bed, briefing him of his mission (should he choose to accept) to save his meme taken down by the terrible Amy the AYMY, and telling him the meaning of 21.
Well I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that you would kill him so I used the liar's gemstone to force him to always lie so when he says 9 + 10 = 21 he actually says 9 + 10 = 22
"I knew that you knew that you would kill him" Looks like you've blundered again. Meanwhile,I splashed him with a truth-telling potion of Veritaserum, canceling out the gemstones effects, I win.
you see by killing myself I could never post this post so you could never ask for mod so I could never say no so all of this never happened meaning I never went back to kill myself creating a paradox so the timeline splits into two branches and the omniversal nuke I set up when you weren't looking goes off and destroys the timeline I don't like therefore I win
It also destroys the timeline you do like, therefore you destroyed all of reality because you had to give someone higher internet status. Now in the realities where I exist and you don't, I replace you as moderator and I win.
well I know that you would know that I would know that you would know that changing no to yes would give you moderator so I secretly erased the definition of moderator so I owe you literally nothing
Just in case, I added my own definition of "Moderator", so this is the only definition of "Moderator" that still exists. Now you owe me half of everything.
