Yep. Not allowed in heaven.

i'm just gonna be reborn

Nope. You're going to hell.

jokes on you, i'm an athiest

You shall always be reborn as a sea turtle for eternity and suffer.

great. they live for almost 200 years

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what if ðey're a masochist

I'm f**king scared of masochists

that too