friendly reminder that V1 is and always has been the most badass character in all of fiction

the start of metal gear solid:

or rising
I forgor

rising is the one you mean I think

wait, are they continuing ultrakill?
IS V1 GONNA FIGHT SATAN?!

lowkey they better go into the whole arc with Gabriel bc like
he f**king killed the council in heaven
so like
where we gonna go with ts gng
and it'd be kinda cool if it was revealed that both God and Satan were gone in the Ultrakill univers

I wanna see v1 fight doom guy low key

I feel like that'd be a never ending battle
like, V1 heals fully bc blood, but like, the doomslayer

kratos

V1 is literally fueled by blood and since humanity died, he decided to go purge hell to satiate his thirst
NOTHING is more tuff than this mf

kratos went and killed all of Olympus and the nine realms because of revenge for tricking him into killing his wife and family

see, but that's the thing, he went and killed all of olympus
he had a target
V1 is just wiping all of hell
nothing can stop him

v1 was wiping out all of hell, kratos was wiping out all of heaven, so what, also I named off SOOOOOO many guys that can stop v1, kratos being one of them

V1 was forced to go into hell because there was nothing else left alive
and no, kratos couldn't beat V1
exhibit A: he bleeds
exhibit B: he can die
exhibit C: he existed before guns, and likely would have no idea what to do against almost any of V1's attacks

true kratos has died, so instead he just beat the piss out of death and came back to life, v1 cant heal if someone can kill him in one hit, kratos possesses enough strength to lift mountains, he wouldn't have much trouble obliterating v1 with a sneeze, plus its not like v1 can just jump around and avoid kratos till he gets exhausted cause v1 cannot keep up with kratos, not only does he have infinite endurance due to being a god, he also can travel at or above light speed, v1 gets cooked from kratos just walking by

objections your honor
V1 can dodge the wrath of heaven
and he doesn't need to dodge
yk why?

bro cannot parry galaxy destroying hits, also isn't v1 a robot

he can literally parry his own bullets to make them go faster I don't think there's a limit to what he can parry gng

ok fine, since kratos can move at beyond light speed, that means that v1 cannot process when kratos goes to hit him, therefore he cannot parry since kratos is moving faster than his eyes can see him move, send electrical signals to say "hey this guy is coming toward us" so that the brain can say "ok, parry him", by the time electricity can get to the brain, he has been dead for a while, any argument?

speedsters are v1s weakness

I've parried attacks that I didn't know were coming before
gng this is just turning into "okay my character can't die and is invincible and eats planets" "okay well mine eats characters that can't die and are invincible and eat planets"

you can't parry FTL attacks unless you process things at FTL speeds too, its literally basic math (FTL = faster than light)