Listen O men of Catsville, England! By the grace of God, We, Carpathius Feline The IV, King of the world and Lord of humans, speak to you in wrath. You have wilfully and with evil intent broken our peace, acting as a body of criminals rather than loyal subjects. You have wilfully rejected the Hue and Cry, allowing felonious thieves to walk free among you and steal our tuna, milk and cat nip. Hear this our decree: because you have; conspired in this wickedness, the liberties of your town are forfeit. You shall be stripped of your chattels and rendered as outlaws, wearing the wolf's head. We shall send our Sheriffs and a posse comitatus to deal justice, that the gallows may be filled and your hands held in our hand until such time as you pay a heavy fine in atonement for your treachery. Repent and submit, or be consumed by the king's sword.
