why the fuck does my mom want me to go to a fucking tea party

Its a VERY patriotic tea party...

There ain't no tables... or teapots...

no it's like in those f**kin cartoons when you see the little girl with the teddy bears and shit

except it's like. old people.

Vraug 💔

Oh, so an actually tea party.

why the f**k does my mom want me to go to a f**king tea party

I'm gay and like big buff burly men railing me

You’re gay and you like big buff burly men railing you

NO WAI-

must’ve been the wind

I love tea

British?