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chug the bottle and go full throtle- luigi

Right after a BEAR!

"HEY THAT BUMB"

IS shape Like a DEAR!

"DUI, HOW ABOUT YOU DIE"

ILL go A HUNDRED MILES in a HOUR!

"LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS

IM ABOUT to GET YOUR FOUTAIN MAKING ASS

PULVERIZE THIS F*CK!

WITH MY BELGUM TRUCK!

i found the extunded version: BEER IS ON SEAT BLOOD IS ON THE GRASS, I'LL NEVER BE PASSED! DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE BUT I AM SPEED 7 BEERS ARE ALL I NEED DRIVE, DRIVE BUT I AM SPEED I BET THAT YOURE PEEING YOUR PANTS DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE A PINCH OF WEED, MY BRAIN I NEED SOME MORE TO PROCEEEED. SHIIIIIT DID MY DUMBAH JUST REALLY HIT A TREE, I GET UP ON MY FEET AND TRY TO FLEEEE BUT THEYVE GOT GUNS, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY SEE MY WEED?? BUT I CANT RUN WAS NIT MAYBE ALL THAT WEED?! MAYBE IF A SPEAK TO THEM MAYBE I'LL BE FREEE [im bored]

IT SEEMS YOUR OUT OF LINE, TRUCK

chain pls, "RIGHTA AFTER A BEER

My power has reached it's limits... But there's no limiter.
chance_wanna_be_roblox_user You are now a certified Whiskey Gambler!

YALL WE WILL TURN THIS TEMPLATE INTO ROBLOX_FORSAKEN'S BIGGEST CREATION EVER

YEA

lol

But at least it makes some sense

shhshjvbbhvjbvjhbvvhbvjvhbvjv!(you two ain't the only ones who can speak drunk!)

fgghbhghvvb(F**K, HE COOKED)

SJSHSOGJEOWOSGDFOWJWCDPFEHWKEH (GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, IM MAD AND IM GONNA BLOW YOU WITH A MACHINE GUN, RAHHHHHHH)

djjdjksj(nah bo)

hvhvbvhbhvhbhv (make a meme chat with me pls)

ghjk(ok)

Frusbsbdjswbbdhahfhgeavrhagravddkd (Alcoholic Chance Plushy is the best template ever)

wduusyhkjkvnjhfbdjfnsmd(yes indeed, I'm surprised you know how to speak drunk)

eudhdhdteufhfudbeffhuehdwoapagfdowucjw (I invented the template bro how many beer do u think I've drunk??)

fghedvaxghjhzfmgchb gfshbcnx(you got a point, I think 50+)

qpshxzjsjdjfejdbd swnsn wwa saoif jsh?? (when did you invent a point system man??)

ghdfgcvbhfdjm( I did????)

ejdjfiejwhdodh (not what I asked but ok)

ghjmhb fd(idk, I only made a risk of rain 2 stream)

ejejefwjfufiwpqjjemsbco (what even is that supposed to mean)

Ahshdisbsdjdoqpdjdjepaanwjdpajaaj (shit, our chat is boutta end via imgflip's bugs)

I'm fine now, I need more *1m beers later* hurgdbs fcdgjehsjgfnvc(zzzzzzzz)

crap I'm thirsty- *600,000 beers later* ajsbdpfjsbskdofhfdkwjehwpdjf (since when did you get access to my beer basement???)