me when the new shared announcement template drops so now i lowkey gotta announce the revolutionizing factually accurate statement to a stream full of horny/crazy ass teenagers and a handful of adults who likely don't give a rat's ass to begin with so i can lowkey use it like three times and then forget about it to the dismay and horror of its creator sending them into a spiraling depression somehow which makes them wanna leave the site so now i lowkenuinely gotta swoop in to be their little imgshit therapist in order to keep them here which makes them announce their staying and me becoming a hero but i wouldn't say they're freed but more like under new management so now i gotta go 1984 on these mfs to make them pump out even more shared announcement templates like santa's elves making toys to my absolute joy and entertainment