YOU CAN'T FIND GOOD HELP THESE DAYS. I'VE GOT A HUGE LEAK IN THE KITCHEN AND NOBODY WANTS TO ASSIST. WHAT'S WRONG, WILL? THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
I'LL HELP YOU WASH AND CHOP IT.
WE COULD MAKE A SOUP, OR ROAST IT IN THE OVEN, OR, YES, A NICE QUICHE'S ALWAYS NICE. You're draining my patience.