MC reacts to men made of chocolate at Cribmart (he thought it meant the product)

He's surprised to see them because it was expected.
And it's satire.

DISCLAIMER: The product MC reacts to is made of chocolate. Pure chocolate.

And he apologized because he took the slang too literally and it was unintentional. (chocolate man meaning a man made of chocolate)

Full transcript.
MC: The chocolate isle! It's here! Wait... What the bloody hell are chocolate men doing in my local Cribmart?
Some random shopper: Hey young man who you calling chocolate men? *in an angry tone*
MC: The Ideal Male chocolate!
Some random shopper: Say these 2 words one more time!
William: HEY YOU! You're making my cousin uncomfortable just because he reacted to a piece of chocolate and he's autistic.
MC: i'm sorry! *cries*

And he quietly played one of the songs from the upcoming album on his piano while crying.

MC was using descriptive language when he saw it.