THIS IS HOW WARS START IN 🔔PHILLY🔔 ONE CHAIR MOVED, ONE CHAIR DISRESPECTED, AND NOW IT’S INTERNATIONAL 🥊BEEF 🥊ON A SIDE STREET WITH NO WITNESSES AND NO FORGIVENESS. THAT CHAIR WASN’T FURNITURE; IT WAS A LEGALLY BINDING DOCUMENT. 3 HOURS OF SHOVELING, NUMB HANDS, PURE SPITE, ALL FOR THAT 1 RECTANGLE OF ASPHALT; YOU DIDN’T RUN OVER A CHAIR….YOU VIOLATED THE CODE. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU’VE OFFICIALLY STARTED A TURF 🪖🤺⚔️WAR. EXPECT ICY GLARES, MYSTERY DENTS, AND SOMEONE’S AUNT WATCHING YOUR CAR FROM THE WINDOW FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS. WELCOME TO ❄️WINTER STREET POLITICS. NO RULES. NO MERCY
