“But Jarvis, no one can survive past 2.5%, probably even less”

f**king do it jarvis

“Whatever you say…”
*increases your blood alcohol level by 100%*

*grabs the keys*
last person to hit a pedestrian is a rotten egg!

“I’m not sure if this is a good idea”

who tf asked u?

“As long as you can avoid getting me arrested, I’ll let you do this”

I don't even think your blood would be a liquid at 100% alcohol, not even liquor or anything, just pure alcohol would probably kill you

not before I can kill the old lady trying to cross the street at 90mph tho right?