average mall starterpack; signs pointing to the nearest macy's like it's the holy grail; these things always smell good but you can't have them; food court and bathrooms are in the least convenient place possible; cheesiest pop music ever playing on the speakers; has one of these but not the other; underpaid employee manning this btw; has both of these; the one store that sells pokemon cards (for $12:99 a pack); either zero parking or everywhere has parking
