Tammy is a novice poetry writer. He says he's not good at it at all and might quit if he wanted to. One of his infamous poems was this:
"Cat, Bird, Fish, Meat, Food."
"I am a cat, and the birds are my friends; I don't tend to eat birds because that's cruel and rude."
"I am a cat, and the fish are my goals; I like catching them and eating them. It's easy and hard to catch at the same time, like raising the flag hanging on the pole, and not fishing out some coal. Those are unachievable goals."
"I am a cat, and the Wagyu Meat is what I want. It reminds me of my days in the woods, relying on nothing but my instincts to survive. The predatory instincts are what got me to get what I want."
"I am a cat, and the food on the plate is patience. As we chew, we have to wait until it's soft and separated to swallow. Too fast, and we end up choking on our food."
"Food, Meat, Fish, Bird, Cat."