WHEN I WAS 13 I LOVED ANGRY BIRDS, I BOUGHT EVERY GAME AND TOY THEY HAD BUT ALL THE SUDDEN, THE BIG RED ONE TURNED ME ON. I WAS GOING CRAZY, SO I PULLED OUT MY BIG MEAT AND STARTED JERKING IT. I'VE NEVER FELT MORE GOOD. AND I'M PROUD TO ADMIT I DON'T THIS TO THIS VERY DAY