this will be treated as canon btw

loki 100%

vespa maybe just for the oppurtunity to kill humans with no repercussions (he doesn’t care if they’re a 14 year old girl or not)

robo-man kept getting invitations because he’s famous asf but refused them

nova was off planet the whole time but the big ‘stein definitely wanted to invite him

Thats a really stupid question.

Aphrodite.

Wild how I forgot about her

headcanon: before venus, epstein was aphrodite’s vessel

Na'ze, I will not elaborate further

The Eggystein files

/j

Bricky

Spark, thats why he’s a dead oc