I BELIEVE IN THE LARD CHEESE AND HYPE, THE FUSILLI FUN, THE ONLY TRANSCENDENTAL ONE, WHO WAS CONCEIVED BY THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN CHEF JERRY, BORN OF THE MEATBALL LARRY, ANOINTED WITH OLIVE OIL BY THE GRECIAN KING FETTUCINI ALFREDO, WAS LAYED UPON A PLATE, DONE GOT SERVED AND WAS DEVOURED, RAMEN.