When that happened, they just gave me a McDonald's burger with the outer crust of the bun peeled off and then they slowly jogged away

Tryna distract you with McDonald's 💔

She just said "banana" and jogged away while the sonic spin dash sound played.

When I tried eating the burger it said "you can't eat useful weapons!"

The burger didn't say anything there was a Skyrim style UI popup

"useful weapons" were they hiding a knife in there or sum

Nah I could use the burger AS a weapon

Im pretty sure the person was tryna HELP me on my journey by giving me a tool

Alright, valid point