Teh Interwebs

I was too cute :) ...And also arson and pirating, but that doesn't matter- /j

oh i was arrested for arson and building an army of raccoons on steroids

Same

Raccoon thing makes sense I guess

True i do be pirating animes

same here

Arson, Pirating And Illegally Selling Baked Goods-

I wouldn't be arrested for association with a murder plot where I was the mastermind of the operation because I would plan that well on liabilities.
Oh, we are choosing it off that chart?
Illegal selling and Piracy of baked goods.

arson and murder. oops

all of them accept being too cute

tax evasion

Genderfluid and Demipansexual :3 I didn't go to prison, I was banished on sight