ellie

it's the middle of focking winter ya wanka

actually... I'm multitasking by using the 'flip AND doing my work! I'm contributing to society and my own wellbeing WHILE rotting my brain!

Would if I could but I'm naked, trapped in a room that's undecorated

What does this mean?

you got bars 4 dayzzzz 👉😎👉

I'm not lying I'm in genuine despair

oh.

any advice i could give has been immediately invalidated.

I mean I have enough water so I'm happy

yeah and at least you have a method of relieving yourself, correct?

No

...that's a problem.

I did this to myself it's my fault

nah gng, too cold
plus it's 8:45 at night

i would but it’s winter and my dih is hard

haha get it guys the joke is sex! 😂😂😂wait why arent you guys laughing 😅😅

first of all, i dont have a pond nearby
second of all, its winter
third of all, its 14 minutes to 10 pm

sitting on my side
+
cold as duck outside

WRONG!!!
I’m petting my cat and laying doe on my bed so I’m not sitting!!!

fourth of all, theres ice on the ground, meaning i could slip and break my neck and possibly die