well i'm a loser who's been single for 15 years and i'm unfunny
i'm neither :D

Lmao I think I dated a girl for like a week in 6th grade

Can confirm I'm funny now I was unfunny in middle school and I had no girlfriend. (partly because my friends wouldn't hang out with me if I got one because they still believed in cooties)

I spent like the whole of middle school doing online school so I'm pretty sure I know which one of these I am

I'm funny now

Real, but I'm neither