cant say no

Recite the United States anthem in Arabic. [Provide Vocaroo clip if possible]

i f**king can't sing but I'll try

i missrabally failed

do i even wanna hear it?

no

dear allah it's that terrible?

yes 😭

Get in an inflatable chicken suit and rampage through a mall while screaming "THE STONES ARE HERE!!!" Have a friend follow you on a skateboard while blasting earrape of the USSR National Anthem.

too expensive

Recite the entire bee movie script in Portuguese while listening to Train Horn sound effects.

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