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They went extinct much more recently | If dinosaurs were millions of years ago, then explain how people found dinosaur tissue that didn't erode | image tagged in tethythegreat announcement template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 3w
tissue just built different
2 ups, 3w,
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Because history is full of lies, and the earth is much younger than they tell us it is
1 up, 3w,
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can't believe i used to be friends with yall
1 up, 3w
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1 up, 3w,
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Not my fault that I don't believe in bizarre ideas such as us evolving from uncivilized creatures like monkeys, or the earth being millions of years old
1 up, 3w,
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explain why those are bizzare

we share 98% of our dna with gorrilas
1 up, 3w,
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And we share 60% with bananas and fruitflies, yet nothing ties us together
1 up, 3w
we eat bananas and bananas are fruit and fruit flies have fruit in their name
0 ups, 3w,
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"our brains are GONE?!" ahh comment
scientists have used shit like carbon dating and radioactivity dting to find out how old the earth is.
4(ish) billion years. and you refuse this fact as a 200 000 year old species. mind blowing how hard the education system screws some people over.
0 ups, 3w
carbon dating and radioactivity is pretty reliable, as no one knows the original amount of the isotope ratio
1 up, 3w,
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Simple. It's bc the conditions that are needed for bones/tissue to be fossilized are incredibly rare, which is why despite dinosaurs having dominated the planet for hundreds of millions of years, their fossils aren't able to be found literally everywhere.

As for how this works, fossilization occurs when the dino remains are rapidly buried by sediment, which protects them from decomposition and scavengers. Overtime, the sediment begins hardening into rock, as minerals seep into the remains and replace the organic material.

Besides, dinosaurs existing much more recently in history than what we're told is a pretty weird lie for the government to tell, not sure what incentive they would have there.
2 ups, 3w,
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but this is skin, skin easily erodes
1 up, 3w,
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Google "lithification"
2 ups, 3w,
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what does that have to do with stable tissues?
1 up, 3w,
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Wait do you actually believe this or is this just for laughs, I was thinking that you were joking but I'm actually not sure now
2 ups, 3w
how confused how their blood wouldn't have gone away, if I got an answer then I would understand
1 up, 3w,
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he always says dumbass conspiracy theory shit like this

he's also a lolicon but that's unrelated to this
2 ups, 3w,
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It's not "dumbass conspiracy theory" if none of y'all can refute it
1 up, 3w,
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because nobody wants to waste their time on a stupid internet thing
find out yourself
0 ups, 3w
I'm trying to find out by asking people what they believe happened for it
1 up, 3w,
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2 ups, 3w
Legitimately though, bones are understandable but tissues?
2 ups, 3w
how would blood not have decomposed in a million years
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