Uhhhhhhhhhhh

HEY! What do ya think your do'in, rustlin up my cows?

mmph... delicious

Awh man....I was gonna sell 'em

crunchy

Y'all ain't got no grill as good as mine I tell ya

Are ya making fun o my grill, mr "im gonna turn my lawn into woodchips"

Yer I indeed am, what about it. I've drunk enough beer to be numb for a lifetime.

Ya call that wine beer? Its burley got enough alcohol to wait to give it to yer kid till he's 12! And ma grill has been the best grill on the block fer the last 20 years!

Oh ye? Well I recently figured out that yer drink is actually water with food coloring thrown into a beer bottle! Y're a fake

Ohhhhh ya cannot be callin this a faker beer, Mr "1% alcohol"

Yer can't even reed, it say 100000% alcohol bud. Seems like yer forgot a few zeros

Only 100000% alcahol percen? Ya couldn't even fly ya kid off a tube after tha

Oh yer? Bet ya never been in a sea wi'out it fitting

Oh yea, ya sure about that bud, ya sure ya dint jst sleep wit ol bahrtende Joe

I'm getting sick of this bullshit accent

Same its so hard to type my phone keeps autocorrecting

Ye let's stop

Ohhh you done it mister, i bet you've never even gone out to the lake to ice fish, and im pretty sure ya never e'en caught more n one fish when reglar fishin

Oh ye? Well I slept wit yer wife. She cahl my cahck the bes she eve had