Uhhhhhhhhhhh

HEY! What do ya think your do'in, rustlin up my cows?

mmph... delicious

Awh man....I was gonna sell 'em

crunchy

Are ya making fun o my grill, mr "im gonna turn my lawn into woodchips"

Ya call that wine beer? Its burley got enough alcohol to wait to give it to yer kid till he's 12! And ma grill has been the best grill on the block fer the last 20 years!

Ohhhhh ya cannot be callin this a faker beer, Mr "1% alcohol"

Only 100000% alcahol percen? Ya couldn't even fly ya kid off a tube after tha

Ohhh you done it mister, i bet you've never even gone out to the lake to ice fish, and im pretty sure ya never e'en caught more n one fish when reglar fishin

Oh yea, ya sure about that bud, ya sure ya dint jst sleep wit ol bahrtende Joe

Same its so hard to type my phone keeps autocorrecting