Welcome, folks! Ready for some giggles

Dont spend your diamonds on hoes
Life is like a fortnite skybase-
-everyone is trying to shoot you down
"If I can't do it, homie no one can." -fiddy

“Oh my god, I wanna slap you so badly”

“The same way your mattress was springy enough to f**k your brains o-“

“Watch what happens when we try to turn a figure eight inside o-“
“I don’t f**king care-“

*literally all of how to turn a sphere outside in*

"yea f**k science this shits for nerds"

"The shape goes into a shape press which presses the shape into a pressed shape."

the shape has been pressed by the shape presser.

“meanwhile, in a local cocaine production factory, things are going great!”
“and this time he’s not alone, joined by antihero blue liquid. and with a little help from his sidekick, wage slave”
“and red liquid’s superpower? racism.”
all from the jelly bean vid