*snes version of megalovania plays*

i don't get it

The opposite of “When Day Breaks” an SCP-001 proposal in which humanity and every organism cannot be exposed to sunlight else they turn into a hivemind of goo.

When day fixes would be the better version, thus causing fabulous amalgamations like meta sans the skeleknight

meta sans the skeleknight lmao i might draw that

Yaya!

(Might delete later)

why.

Im a raketits

A what?

race tits

What even is that?

It's when ni

Dam

Determination

what do you mean my mother died

What?

It says “when your mother left she left the only thing I needed to discipline you”

Not the chancla/chancleta!!!!!

a sandal's not gonna hurt me.

You don’t know the power of it…

fine then... FIGHT ME.

That’s one thing we fear bruh. Ya know your ass is doomed when mum comes in with the chancla in her hand

All Hispanics (even me who never got the chancla), and other cultures as well, fear the sandal.
And even more so the leather belt

the leather belt is worse tbh

Maybe I will!

THEN FIGHT ME!

The leather belt is bad, yes, but a chancla flying at near subsonic speeds is infinitely worse

meet my signature weapon... A LEAD PIPE.

*uses dimensional cape*

Dimensional Cape is Meta Knight's Down Special Move. Meta Knight wraps himself in his cloak, disappearing for a few moments, then reappearing. (Source: Smash Wiki)

*reappears*

no

Spoon trumps stick

Both of your arguments

Dam

Kirbo is sad his argument is invalid